how do people write about stuff? i want to learn. my brain is full of cottony goodness, with some rot thrown in there--juuuuust for fun...

yoga. yes, that is my other goal for this month of april 2007. the other was getting online. Its the 3rd. good girl!

i need some tricks. some mental tricks that increase vocabulary so i dont have to use the same word in a paragraph separated by a mere two words and a period.

and you know what else? tricks is not even the word i need, not even close. dang. exercises is closer, but what an awful word. blech. brain boosting...thingies. yes. those things you do to increase brain power. a bit word-volumn..uous? *sigh*

if i go back to high school to learn vocabulary again can it be like grease 2? you promise? will there be a ladder and nerdy englishmen on bikes that i won't like much until the very end when i'm being burned by my ex's cigarette in a faux pond?

ok. sold. fuck you sandy, there is a new bitch in town. and we can sing Reproduction and talk about our stamens while the twins cry but really they are the biggest whores in town. so there. your car can't really ride off into the clouds anyway. you're dumb.

fuck me i'm boring

I'm not feeling very creative today.
or yesterday.
or last year.
hrrmmph.

slump
bump
tump
frump
grump
dump
lump
trump
jump
mump--that is totally stretching it.

Look at me, my first day back online in months. And I am wasting it by being boring.

Of course you would, girl, you've little thought in your head most days.

I hate the Iraqi war that we started.

God, that looked like it hurt.

yeah. i got nuthin.

xoxo,
-moi